Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Now you'll just guilt me into staying., Clint leans back to grimace at him. All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. He likes tzatziki. Peter, how did you even manage that?" "Never ever have I accidentally bent metal," Rohdey says and I laugh and take a gulp along with Uncle Bucky and Uncle Steve. Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad #marvel We gotta have that rule. The elevator dinged. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. Never have I ever filmed myself or had someone else film me having sex, Rhodey said looking directly at Tony. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. His name is Percy Jackson. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. I don't care what you want this to be, Stark I just like knowing what I'm getting into. He doesn't mean it as an accusation, and he's glad when it doesn't sound like one. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. That I made with my own two hands?!. Score one for Stark!. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. Wait, Clint says. Like you really thought it wasn't going to happen at some point. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Natasha doesn't say anything when Clint tumbles out of Tony's room and into the kitchen late-morning, but she does hand him a coffee mug and fix him with a stare that says I judge you very hard right now. Nat's gorgeous, and people always notice but Clint knows she finds it easier to trust people that don't want to get in her pants. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. A small, annoying part of him wonders if Tony's actually been personally acquainted with Captain America's dick and adds that if Clint wants to find out, this would be the perfect opportunity. 332 guests G'niiiiight, guys. I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. It's fucking beautiful. He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. There are still strings. Better?. Parker (Never Have I Ever) Shira (Never Have I Ever) Zoey (Never Have I Ever) Grief/Mourning Hurt/Comfort Best Friends Developing Relationship Self-Harm Des has a dark side Panic Attacks Single Parents Depression Non-Consensual Groping Teen Pregnancy Dream Dad Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! They always did one dumb ass thing for his birthday each year. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. I hope you're kidding. It's not unheard of or even uncommon it means you're not sexually attracted to anyone., But I was, Steve says, sounding a bit numb. Its called being undercover. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. What? 3. See? Tony says and gestures at the circle they make, most of them slouched comfortably on the large pillows. #captainamerica Tony looks baffled, maybe? I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Guilty? Tony snorts. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. Then they watched as Thor went for the head. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. Other than someone on the team.. Tough mission? Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. Tony, Steve, and Strange had used the gauntlet one last time to go use the Time Stone to go back to the Battle of Wakanda. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. The Avengers Bunch Chapter 1: Never Have I Ever, an - fanfiction.net Tony rolls his eyes. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. I've been good! Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? Wait, Flash? Proceed at the risk of your sanity. So be warned these are different than canon. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". (Then again, Thor usually looks delighted.) "Okay, my turn. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. Nah, you heard Steve. That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. Despite his reputation he has a filthy mouth. I remember!. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. The silence prompts Clint to pry open his eyes. Wanda said. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" he said grinning. Anyone we know? He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. Tony pouts. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. All of you" Clint said. We dated." Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. Natasha sets down her mug and walks out of the room without a word. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. Thor seems to think it's all hysterical. Good. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. "We will be going clockwiseand I'm pretty sure you know the rest," Danny says and everyone nods. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. Yeah?. Tony's eyes go fond. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. It tickles. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. I absolutely recommend reading this one. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. It Multi-fandom oneshots. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' I smell a demi, Brucie. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. I Dare you to say the Truth. You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" I mean, ask anyone. She hasn't bothered with a glass. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Right! permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. Right?. She's super badass. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. So, even though he wanted to make some moves on her, he refrained from going near her and focused on his stuff. We should get on that, then. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. #natasharomanoff Nat smirked. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. He's clearly forgotten where it is, so the chances are big that he'll jump someone else unsuspecting. People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. "Hell yeah. No! There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. Work Search: I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. Its more comfortable without anyway., In MY suit!? In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. So he stumbles through the long hallway leaving to their other sleeping quarters that Tony got them probably for this exact reason, Clint muses as he bumps into walls and doors. When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. (Clint thinks Thor might actually be drunk at this point, too.) Or out of the bedroom. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. #unlimitedpride Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. Just saying., Tony's breath ghosts hotly over Clint's cheek. "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 100, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover Spider-man And The Avengers One-Shots - Never Have I Ever Thor's a beast in the sack.. Before some aliens come and blow it up., We could make a trip out of it, Bruce muses. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. Rhodeys clothes were so much comfier than mine! Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. Steve Rogers/ Captain America They all turned to Nat. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. Now it's my turn.". This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. left kudos on this work! With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. Random people in classrooms Tony, stop being judgemental. Steve, you animal, you.. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (REQUESTED PART TWO), THE SPIDERVERSE: HUNTING SPIDER (REQUEST), THE LIFE OF PETER PARKER THE INTERN (HE'S ALSO SPIDER-MAN BUT HUSH), PETER BEING MULTILINGUAL (REQUESTED PART TWO). And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? What if shes an Avenger? Ouch, back to last names again. "Hold up, got something you want to share Parker?" That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. What? "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. Peter Parker One-shots - Never Have I ever - Wattpad Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. It's my bed. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap Clint grins and kisses her cheek. Right! "Nope, he's straight and started dating Cassidy from maths. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. On that thought, neither is Tony. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. Peter, Tony, Bucky, and Natasha all drank. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye She lets him. Oh, yeah! Although I, you know. #spideychelle or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. Never Have I Ever - Princess_Aleera - The Avengers (Marvel Movies Scott questions and I smirk. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Your virtues are all intact. He pauses. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. Hah. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! Yesh. It's Stark.. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. How will she react? I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. So when Stark Industries called her, desperate for a housekeeper, there was no way in heaven she was gonna refuse. There's nothing bad or wrong about it, Steve, Bruce says, ever the reasonable parent of them (when he's not giant and green, that is). Huh. We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. "Shit babe sorry." So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. We play the fun rules, right? For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. Wait. Oh, c'mon. Shuffles a little closer to Tony. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. Yup, Clint says and squeezes Steve harder. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. He had changed out of his suit into a baggy jumper May given him for his birthday, joggers and random socks that had been on the floor of his bedroom. Abe was next. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. This way, Clint can make sure that it's not hot enough to scald Tony's throat and tongue. There's only really been Bucky that I wanted to with. Nope, not telling. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. Matt said. " Sleep. Clint buries his head in the heavenly pillow again. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. Once Clint is in bed, Tony makes a quiet, questioning noise and actually rolls over to plant his face firmly in the crook of Clint's neck. #geniouspeter I dunno, man. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" "I'm Peter's fianc." Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? Thor Odinson Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev My boyfriend, because I know you won't leave me alone until I tell you, is Wade Wilson-", "The merc with a mouth?" You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. If there are limits, the fun's gone. He pockets the phone but doesn't push Tony away. Tony blinks, surprised, and his hands still in Clint's cropped hair. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. or The world might know the Avengers as heroes but what's reall. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. #peterparker He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. Never have I ever woken up with no idea where I was, Wanda mused. She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. So no grabbing there, then, Tony says and trails his fingers over Clint's throat. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. as well as I'd like there to be not running, please. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. She took a shot. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. Absolutely, Tony says and leans heavily against the wall across from Clint. Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. Spill." We should fight all the time.. No? Rules, shmules. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. This was a request from@imwithtonyandnatasha, I had a lot of fun writing it and really I hope it doesn't look like I rushed the ending. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. Oh, come on, Clint sighs and sips his coffee. Alright, never have I ever woken up still drunk and gone about my day like normal anyway. Natasha said. Yeah, that'd do the trick.. developers, or authors from publishing works on this site. C'mon., Tony looks up and doesn't pull back, which means he's close enough that Clint could count his eyelashes if he wanted to. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Marvel: The Beast System Chapter 52, a Marvel + Avengers Crossover #wanda Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. He sleeps around a lot. Now, Peter knew that to his teammates he looked like an average nerd, who was a virgin. Are you still mad about the thing?. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. "You knew?" That's how you got him to move in here, Natasha points out. Steve looks a little uncomfortable at the thought of semi-lying which is really too cute but he settles and unscrews the cap on his bottle. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. He was technically not lying, right? Peter Parker One Shots - Never Have I Ever - Wattpad Clint notices Natasha eyeing Tony with a sort of what do you see in that way. Yeah, okay, no. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. You know what really sucked though? Oh yeaaah. Bucky/ The Winter Soldier It's early enough in the morning that he can do that without a retaliatory punch. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Uncle Bucky questions. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" Peter put down his hand and gave his best friend a betrayed look. Sort of. He's half-sleeping on Clint now, half beside him, and Clint doesn't bother to push him off. "The fuck!?" He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. Nice. We have, Clint says. There's one problem. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. Two months, just about, Natasha says and twists to jab an elbow in Steve's side before ducking to avoid a fist in the face. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . "Never have I ever kissed a guy." It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Aneesa Qureshi never had much control in her life. Title from Eres t by Carla Morrison of course. And no.. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. Never Have I Ever - viviegirl05 - Archive of Our Own I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" Shut up, this is the last one. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. And nobody wants that shit. Not more running, at least, which I totally admit, I did most of the running, but yeah. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. ", No one complained, if they said she couldn't pass then they'd be there all year. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. Never have I ever kept and used screenshots as blackmail, Tony said eyeing Natasha. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, "Never have I ever," Tony says with a wolfish grin, "battled motherfucking aliens.". Demisexuals only feel sexual attraction to people they have a strong emotional connection to. #hulk "Mr. Stark this is Michelle Jones. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. He doesn't want to linger on that thought, but he does. Tss. #tomhollandspeterparker. Ey! It's not about lying, Bruce explains. Stupid Sally. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. I should call Pepper! #blackwidow Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something.