With who's vagina? I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. What is this, hmm? Why is everyone staring at me like Im Finn and I just won a butter-eating competition? Santana to Will about Kurt and Rachel, Saturday Night Glee-ver. You know what? thats why it didnt work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and Heres whats gonna go down. For the LGBTQ+ community, Santana's storyline of coming to terms with her. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, 'You know what, I don't wanna marry a sexless self-centered baton-twirler. Attack me with your exfoliating loofah? Follow them on Twitter! We thought maybe youd like to join us. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. While as amazing she was at delivering the zingers, she was equally as talented at delivering the tender soft spoken line that would often lead to tears. You dont even know enough be embarrassed by these negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a brilliant line and she delivers it perfectly. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? Northmead Creative & Performing Arts High- Drama Audition 2 | P a g e Santana: Are we dating or what? You wanted that memorial gone because youre such a cold-hearted bitch..A miserable, self-centered bitch, who has spent every waking minute of the past three years trying to make our lives miserable. Rachel: I will totally slap you again. Grouper mouth, froggy lips. Santana to Sue and New Directions, Extraordinary Merry Christmas. Copyright 2023 StudeerSnel B.V., Keizersgracht 424, 1016 GC Amsterdam, KVK: 56829787, BTW: NL852321363B01, all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? #acting Its important to me that Santana Lopez was a bitch. Santana and Sue Sylvester, The Spanish Teacher, You went from La Cucaracha to a bullfighting mariachi. Your pretty little liar gave them to her. Santana: And just so you know, I bought custom bibs for me and Mercedes cause weez be going Mercedes and Santana: To Breadstix! Coming out isnt always rainbows and parades. What if I just told your BFF about her BF and his man-whoring ways? The details of my journey were pretty different from Santanas, but the feelings were the same. Its so fucking ridiculous. Brittany: Yeah, come on, Quinn. Rachel: For the hundredth time, okay, if you keep making fun of Brody- Go. Kurt: To get back at Puck, aren't you guys dating? <3. And I want more than anything for you to be my last, but I can't do this anymore. Oh, please! Quinn: And we're here to apologize to Quinn for slapping her across the face very very hard. Brittany, that sex tape was private. To younger millennials and older zoomers, Naya Rivera and her portrayal of Santana Lopez on Glee, the FOX show about a group of show choir misfits, is a vital and important pop culture figure. A way to stir shit up, often with Brittany by her side. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. Unmatched sass and the best . After a few instances of Santana being cute and flustered in front of her new diner coworker, they end up with a night shift together. Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. Santana: Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen? the glee fandom was my solace during one of the lowest points in my life, and its so hard to articulate just how massive of an impact Naya as Santana had on me, on my friends, on lesbian representation on television as a whole, to people who didnt experience it or who arent part of the lgbtq+ community. His hair's already starting to grow back. Santana, the bitchy cheerleader, certainly didnt originate as anything like an underdog and even as her character developed and she came out, she still was rarely written as such. How could my running mate win and I didnt? Marley: Why are you going through my bag? Her wrath of words is called Snix Juice. I am loving this look on me. We can win two National championships this year. Santana: (To Finn) Hey Orca! Rachel: Oooh. It was beautifully choreographed, perfectly sung, but also the layered acting was absolutely stunning. Santana: You know..I blame Sam for all this..and Rachel too, I blame her. shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible Thank you so much. Santana about Rachel and Kurt, Girls (and Boys) on Film. You can't break up the Unholy Trinity. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? Santana about Rachel, when Rachel wins the MVP Glee Club Award, Original Song. Oh yeah. But medias idea of an underdog is skewed by 80s teen movies written by cis straight white men. Most of this isn't mine anyway.". Its not behind the scenes drama to simply state that there are less opportunities for Black Latina girls in Hollywood, those are the facts of structural racism. You tell Marley she's fat, even though your face looks like a soccer ball. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. And he meant it. Sweet. And whew, does she sell this song. Santana's Quotations | Glee Wiki | Fandom Episodes Community in: Quotes Santana's Quotations View source Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed by Naya Rivera . We both know blondes are born with magical power, like doing the splits or turning swedish. When you look back you see that those pursuits were always part of a game, a trick, a strategy, a story, a status grab. Sometimes you hear it on the loudspeakers at Home Goods and feel like complaining to the manager for inappropriate context, but when its on in your car or at a party or a club its exhilarating and obviously very topical. Her hair pulled to one side. Santana: Quinn, look, this is our senior year. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room. Okay! Brittany to Kitty, Guilty Pleasures. The way she delivered it, the hurt and desperation in her eyes. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Slut. Twitter update! Rory: Hey, listen here. Santana: Yeah, I do. And you know, Ive never been with anybody like that before. We'll just see if that happens. Santana to Finn about Blaine, Pot o' Gold, Heres the deal, pixie boy. Santana: You may look, like the villain out of a cheesy 80s high school movie, but you should know that Im fully prepared to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass. Like damn, I am so gay but those two dancing does something to me. out was so validating. You got a boob job. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. All Rights Reserved. Finn: No she's not. Quinn: Do you know what I hate? Thank you, guys. Wed love to read your favorite memories in the comments. Santana: And Pablo Escobar? (murmurs) Self-hating Asian. Schuester and Santana, Never Been Kissed. Can that possibly be true? Ive tried so hard to push this feeling away and keep it locked inside, but every day just feels like a war. In that case, I would like to send one to my girlfriend, Brittany. And thats a true story, too. Santana to Elliott about Kurt, A Katy or A Gaga. I remember early in my coming-out-to-myself period I was hooking up with a girl in relative secrecy for reasons irrelevant right now, but it was strange to me how easily I kept the secret and kept wanting to do it. Santanas wail of, I dont know, toward the end of the song reverberates around my ribcage every time I hear it. Santana: You should be our nations president. There exists a third version of the pilot, the screener version, with even more scenes cut from the aired version. I came out to my mother about a month after Santana came out to her abuela. But make no mistake. The writers probably just wanted an excuse to create a three way parallel of hurt feelings between Kurt, Quinn, and Santana, but Nayas performance justifies and deepens every word. I was that kid at school for better or worse. Just the bonkers way Santana runs leaps through that field like a gazelle, and then that Olympic twirly ribbon in the woods(????). Yeah, I mean, who knows? I got Sebastian on tape admitting there was rock salt in that slushie that blinded Blaine. Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend. I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyway. Santana: I want to be with you. I think about that scene all the time. Its the single most thrilling three minutes the Glee ever produced. We would like to show you a description here but the site won't allow us. You can trust me, just tell me what's going on. Santana: The man who lives next door finally killed off his elderly mother and when the police came they left the whole place like wide open. I'm smarter about other people than the both of you, you have to trust me. I just can't. She has a family! Wait. Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. First theres the pause. Santana: It's a nice break from all that scissoring. That pause in the beginning Glee never pauses. ", Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. Santana: No, not really. There was a famous fanfiction well known for Brittana fans called Influence. ), I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me). I was the exact same age as Santana when Glee was airing and going through the most difficult part of my coming out process. But nothing is as eternally hilarious to me maybe on TV ever as Santanas Yeast-I-Stat commercial. I have rage. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. Santana: Completely! of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. Sebastian: She questioned my honor. It was ordering my steps. They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? Maybe he finally got freaked out by your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes like one of those cats that can smell cancer. How does that sound? (After losing a fight with Lauren) That's how we do it in Lima Heights! It's exhausting to look at you. Ms Pillsbury's parents say the paid for the whole thing so we might as well have the party, and if you ask me, they seem pretty happy about what happened. Santana: (at Finn) Everyone's gonna know now, because of you. Santana: Yes, you should move to Israel. I've been going through that Rumours album and I found the best song that really goes one step past Landslide in expressing my feelings for you. In my opinion, this scene/song is one of the most underrated of the Glee canon. I understand. We wont. Everything about you screams virgin. Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? Or Tribeca. Just like that she can go from breaking your heart to making you laugh. I've made out with a mannequin. (Also during this entire number she had a tape recorder taped to her underboob, a word that only Naya could have delivered in such a way that its not just part of our lexicon. Brittany is my ex girlfriend and she just dumped me, which is why Im even here and why I have this job. And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. Love, Santana. If that's your best MJ I am going to wipe the floor at Regionals with your Wannabe Disney Prince haircut. I dont want to fight anymore. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves:' the finger wag, the shoulder shimmy, and the one where you pretend to twirl to invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips, so you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany, maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly, intolerable. Its one of the least flashy numbers, but one of the best. I think somebody needs to freeze the fat this Christmas, because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus!. You know what actually, would you mind waiting in the car? I was thinking the same thing and I think youre right. Olsen Twins, let me tell you something. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window). I felt like no one could possibly understand what I was going through when I was 16, and then, all of a sudden, there was Santana, reflecting my feelings back to me from my favorite TV show. I'm sure that Sam has been at the doctor's office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reductions. Its really different, but seeing another Latina women stand up for herself and her culture was so validating to my lived experiences. This whole episode is legit queer culture. Lumps, let me just say out loud what everyone here is thinking. (Quinn slams Santana . Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket. Tina: Five minutes ago, you said Mr Schue belonged in a 12 step program. elaborate wet dreams. Santana: It was more fun doing it together. Hands down my favourite and the best ever scene on Glee. It shot right into my heart like a lightning bolt. Santana: He has no game. Santana: Okay, this is ridiculous. By that point I had felt that way for years. I remember crying as I watched someone I love walk down the aisle to marry the woman of her dreams. Santana: Your sexuality? You're a genius, Brittany. Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. Gentle. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. The pleading of her posture when she sings I love you, I love you, I love you. I did. Heather said it best: I loved seeing Santana succeed. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someone who Santana: I'm not! Santana: Sexy texting, seriously what era are you from? Im sorry. Brittany: C'mon, we can't be mad at Rachel forever. This is it. If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team. in the Locker Room: On Fighting for Trans* Youth with Words as Weapons, The Fosters Episode 317 Recap: Trust No One, Art Attack! We will be the undisputed top bitches in this school! He lets go of my Eggo! Mr. Schue: Wait, what? But I only watched it for Naya Rivera as Santana. Admit it! Oh, and I think those absorbent sweater vests . Santana: Because you're a crazy evil bitch! I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again. She's a mother! (Points at kid)bye. Santana: I don't really talk during. I am so over this, and it hasn't even started yet. Santana to Mr. Schuester and Emma, Showmance. Sebastian: And what did you think Sha-Queer-A? Did he ever come home? Because Sanatana will cut anyone down with her vicious, vicious words no matter how much she loves them, but someone outside her found family attacks one of hers? And don't tell me it's 'cause the cafeteria food binds you up. So in Season 2, when I heard those opening notes of a song I knew so well, when Santana Lopez herself sang my name right there on my TV screen, it felt like a gift just for me. middle of, or some sassy old Broadway standard made famous by dead Thank you Naya. I had such a crush on her, and the way she spoke made me feel okay about having a fun, silly crush like the ones my friends had on male celebrities. Quinn: You know, I have to say, Rosario, you are killing it in that dress. For your joy, for your talent, for teaching me how to be unapologetic about the things I love. Santana: Look, I've got a bar of soap and a bottle of peroxide with your name on it in my locker. I dont think people dont like it as much as they never think about it or talk about it, but it was one of my favorite covers they did. I hope she wouldve found it exhilarating. Santana to Brittany and Sam, Blame It on the Alcohol. Glee Monologues - Opening Monologue Puck (Mark Salling) ostensibly sings "I'm the Only One" for Santana, but delivers most of the song to an embarrassed Shelby (Idina Menzel) . So, you know what, maybe that's why it didn't work out. Your friend Brody? And there is only one type of person that carries cash and a pager. with a mouth like cat's ass. Santana after seeing the shirt Brittany made for her, Born This Way. The entire rest of the verse Naya Rivera performs as a monologue in song. Santana: Wanky. I just wanna be famous, plain and simple. ". Santana: It is a Carrot Top convention. Okay, maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. Come on, Quinn. You know, I'm honestly surprised you didn't re-enact what was clearly the formative event of your own teenage years and Sandusky the poor kid right there and then. I Wanna Dance With Somebody (with the lyric changes!!) Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. From Season 6 Episode 3 "Jagged Little Tapestry", aired January 16th, 2015 I rarely get genuinely upset over celebrity deaths, but yours hit me hard queen. When Im with Brittany, I finally understand what people are talking about when they talk about love. Rory: Whoa. I mean, at some point I must have liked that you look like a taco addict who's had one too many back alley liposuctions. Santana and Brittany, The Purple Piano Project. And if you tell anyone this, I'll deny it - but I like being in Glee Club. You're joking, right? Santana and Naya Rivera changed my life as a young brown queer and I will always be grateful. I will never understand why these things happen. But I'm all alone, stuck here with you. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more feminine Quinn Fabray. You're really not gonna tell me about the stick? Santana: I'm 25. Brittany: Wait, isn't this a date? Santana Lopez was a one dimensional cheerleader minion until Naya Rivera turned her into one of the greatest and most important tv characters of all time. Its the dress that sells the song before Santana even opens her mouth. I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. Brittany: He's really not. Rachel: Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. Rachels song, Theres a moment, right at the end, right after One gunshot and BAM! I can sense it thanks to my psychic Mexican third eye. What Naya Rivera did to transform Fleetwood Macs Songbird is nothing short of magic. Also, she thinks youre a spritely, green, mythological creature, but I know youre a potato-eating poser. Shes the star. Why are we playing this game? When it comes on you scream and you jump and you dance like a kid to this timeless and utterly perfect pop song. Im kind of like the Incredible Hulk. To win the election. Santana: No, you're lying. Why isnt Rachel talking? I have razor blades hidden in my hair. Santana: And you couldn't have thought of any other way to say that?! So get up in my grill, 'cause Brits and I wants to get our anesthesia on. Sebastian: Red dye number 6. On Shameless, when Fiona told Monica about how she has raised all of her siblings. Instead these two are going to go move to New York City or . Santana: Yep. Santana: Maybe if you made me some space, I'd care a little bit more. I turned on my heels and ran out of there with a quickness, rather than risk the barista seeing me cry in public. And Naya brought that same joy, that same energy, to the Glee Live tour and I got to be in the very same room with her while she sang that song, and its a memory Ill likely never forget. If I did, would you join me? Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. I feel like Michelle Obama. Puck: You two show up at Breadstix tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up. Santana: Hottest guys in school. all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? Every day just feels like a war. But you know what? I will hit you so hard that you won't be able to wake up until you're old enough to be Funny Lady. Maybe he got tired of watching Santana: The truth about what? I adore you. one with. Santana, Tina and Will, Silly Love Songs. There was always a stupid boy and he never treated her the same way I would. Rachel: No. I dont know. It's more of my speed. Finn's cute too. Can't tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. I just think its really sweet and romantic and Naya is so vulnerable and pretty and her voice is so lovely. I need something warm beneath me or else I can't digest my food. The fierce, confident, swaggering Santana having this quiet moment where her voice is actually quivering a little was so impactful. Think I could get used to here in New York. Santana to Sam, about Quinn, Blame It on the Alcohol, Santana to Blaine or Rachel during "Don't You Want Me" (it was unclear), Blame It on the Alcohol. I'm from Lima Heights Adjacent and I'm proud! Ive often described that while watching this scene I wept, which is true. In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. Its last chapter its called I carry your heart (I carry it in my heart). I felt all of this so deeply. Aren't you were paying. At a time when I mostly only felt dread when I thought about going through life as a lesbian, that performance made me feel hopeful that I would someday be able to openly love someone who openly loved me back. Men. My chest was squeezed so tight I could barely breathe and I felt like I was watching it from outside my body. Dave: [reluctantly walks away] I did. Topless is as nude as anyone is ever gonna want to see you. Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. WhyWhy am I even taking advice from you, okay. Brittany: Mm hm. After I came out in college, I eased my way into openly talking about my attraction to women by talking about how much I loved Naya. Oh, and leave your credit card. Santana: And where are the Hardy Boys? So glad you're back, I've never seen a smile that big since a claymation abominable snowman got his teeth pulled by that little gay elf dentist. How could Brody give all that up? I want to think it was because it truly meant something. And also sorry that you have no talent. Of course Santana clocks Quinns flirting the second she starts it. Santana: It's okay. It learned me two things. I'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint. One time Becky Jackson left a piece of chocolate birthday cake on my chair and when I sat on it, it looked like I had pooped my pants, so Finn walked behind me until I could get out of school so no one saw my chocolate butt and thought I had messed myself. But what makes it iconic for me are the story choices that Naya Rivera makes. You trying to turn her into a damn rexy? You are my first love. Santana to Mr . delivery time of a monologue may vary depending on your interpretation of the chosen piece. But their voices fill it right up. Why dont you just dress up as the Taco Bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer? Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. Santana to Rachel, Tina in the Sky with Diamonds. No! I call her Snix. The pain I had as I realized how many times I had repeated that same line to my closest friends, the ones I had always been in love with, the ones I would have been terrified to admit that were true if asked. She didnt have the space to be a victim like Rachel. Santana: I don't know. I have to just be me, Santana to her grandmother, Alma Lopez, I Kissed a Girl. Santana: Booyah. Kurt and Blaine start by singing a cloying duet of Pnks Perfect. Everybody is smiling and clapping and even Santana has a grin on her face. It was resolution. Now that we're alone, I want to talk to you about what I found in your bathroom trashcan underneath the wadded up tissue paper, the used cotton swabs, and the soiled acne wipes. This is garbage. Wait, do you honestly think that we can sell twenty thousand pieces of anythings? Rachel: Can I ask you guys something? I'm trying to apologize to Lumps The Clown. Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. Santana: This food was unsatisfactory. Cookie Notice It was such an impactful moment in my life, despite not being particularly relevant to the plot of the show. I'm Hispanic. They are devastatingly hot and seeing two Latinx people (one gay and one playing a gay character) reclaim a spanish song by one of musics biggest cultural appropriators makes me so happy. When I was 13 I was due to go to school camp during the 2002 Mens World Cup. Please. This song is so depressing. And it was uneventful. Is a drug dealer! Its like the difference between a hurricane and an alien invasion. I am so different from Santana in a lot of ways but Ive never felt so seen by a character than in that episode. Santana: Is that because you've been telling her to? Santanas terrified that the rumors floating around McKinley are about to ruin Santanas life, but maybe having Brittany will have made it all worth it. Doesn't my presidential campaign need continuity? Finn for some reason decides that its Lady Music week as if having a bunch of men ruin songs by women is an apology for outing a lesbian. Santana: I would love for things to get physical. And I'm definitely sure Tina has looked into getting an eye de-slanting. Not only am I giving you full visitation rights to the set of rambunctious twins that live on my rib cage, you get the chance to show that pastry bag Finn that he cant mess with Sam Evans. I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time. I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? I was coming out around the same time she was, I was falling in love and having my heart broken right around then, too. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. I'm a bitch because I'm angry. Quinn: Sexting? 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